Personal Assistant Wanted for Caldor Eirson - Paid in Gold

WANTED
Personal assistant for Caldor Eirson

TASKS INCLUDE:
Following Caldor wherever he goes
Carrying his sword for him as he will not do so himself
Learning about druidics from him.

JOB REQUIREMENTS:
Must be determined
Must enjoy nature
Must enjoy food
Must be serious about learning what Caldor has to teach you
Must never offer Caldor sword. If Caldor asks for sword, something is wrong and you give it to him and immediately find Grimkjell, His wife, or me (Burkhart)
No brightly colored ladies, please

PAY:
10 gold a month
High chance of attaining equipment and runes while learning from Caldor

Please inquire below or by sending a raven to Burkhart Jarlson in Culpepper Farms, Pendarvin

Wut kind of food we tawking about heer?


Chet

Incredibly good. Did you like last feast?

Dear Burkhart Jarlson,

I've enjoyed the lessons in faith I've learned with Caldor so far, and it would be an honor to help such a good, honorable man to juggle the many demands on his time. If the position is still open I would appreciate your consideration.

Yours in Light,

Gust Darmonde

I have to ask.
So did Caldor consent to this position, or has his family just decided he needs taking care of?

Chet, you know how I cook good food? Now imagine my food is crap compared to what the Eirson family is capable of.

In fact, I would actually recommend Chet.

- Robert Morgan

Pardin my dullay. The drool overwelmed me.

Derge, thank yoo for your reckumen--for your nice words. Its refreshing that someone has fayth in me.


Chet

I, too, can attest to Chet's hardworking attitude and commitment to getting a job done, as well as his amiable behavior. However, I also feel that the matter of Gust strengthening his faith through his interactions with Caldor may be a better reason to wish to be his assistant rather than Chet's only desires of food and gold. As far as I can tell, they are both worthy applicants, should these words mean anything.

-Haz Polzin

How about Gust and I werk in shifts? Elsewise Caldor mite get sick of us.


Chet

Annora,

You got it just right... this was kind of decided for me since I won't carry around the Two Handed Sword, and kept leaving my belt behind all week.

To the extent the family insists on paying for this, who am I to deprive someone of a paycheck. I see no problem with shifts, if they split the gold.

Caldor

Im o.k. with this. I do hav things to do

Chet

I'd be happy to share the work!

Gust

(OOG: The Signature of Mantel Warrane follows)

I can attest to Mother Gust's capabilities. I fell in battle several times at her side, while on a demon hunt for Knight General (and Former Captain, as most would know him) Magnus Zero Darkheart Von Ritter. She was more than capable of picking my frail body up several times and allowing me to continue to fight until we were victorious.

Chet also is a strong warrior, and was of great help when the Guild called upon him to assist in the search of the phylacteries of the Arcanum and soul shards of the Pentirr Knight last feast.

I can recommend either of their skills. Though I question whether or not these two actually have interest in the way of the Druid?

Given time to develop more studious habits, I would be honored to learn from High Gothi Eirson, also. It was more than reassuring and inspiring to see his ritual to re-seed the area around the Barn after it was defiled by the False-Noble Lich Fallow's forces in their foul visit Friday night last feast. This is not an announcement of candidacy, merely a note to Father Caldor's merit: any who would have the time to do so can and should apply to be his steward.

In willing service to the Chained,

Burk,

If Caldor needs someone to hold stuff for him and talk to and things, I'm always available? You can keep your shiny metal though, I don't think you need to pay people to be his friend, he's quite charismatic naturally as it is... You know that...

Tris

Tris,
I tried to talk sense to him too, but like the rest of us, he's stubborn. I actually wanted to ask your assistance on something else, if you are free.

Mantle, why do you believe I want to make people become druids?

Caldor

Caldor,

It was listed in the job description.

-Mantel

Mantel,

If you believe all I have to teach is how to be a Druid, then you don't know me well at all. Perhaps we should talk. I am a Gothi, vintner, wedding planner, husband, brother father, and much more.

Caldor

Caldor,

I hope that you can tell that I smile as I write this. I'm merely quoting Burkhart's posting.

"WANTED
Personal assistant for Caldor Eirson

TASKS INCLUDE:
Following Caldor wherever he goes
Carrying his sword for him as he will not do so himself
Learning about druidics from him."

Perhaps Burkhart doesn't know you well enough? I chuckle and look forward to when I return to proper, that we may again speak.

You Northmen never cease to make good company.

-Mantel

"Oh! Oh! Me! I wanna do it! Pick me, oh! I'm great at holding swords, yes! I can hold plenty! I don't know too much about Druids, but nature is alright, I guess and food is good. Pick me! I'm pretty much the best candidate, by far. And the most handsome! Plus, I'm green like parts of nature and Caldor's tree-wife, but I ain't a lady! Plus, I'm really good at tyin' knots! So that's a win. Wins all around."

*There is a note at the bottom of the text:*
"Transcribed by Jacob Grobles for ... Rick? I think his name is Rick."
*There is a very crude painting filling the rest of the page*

Mantel,

You have my full apology. As cousin decoded on this job himself, I was not involved in the criteria. I think it's safer to say the person would have to deal with my rambling on about the gods, Arawyn, wine, food, women, and similar things.

Cousin

Really?

Caldor

Caldor,

You forgot to list "fluffy bunny" among the many things you are and do in Travance.

Also, I'm with Tris on this one.

-Annora

Caldor,

I won't be your personal assistant - I'm already Amalthea's helper - but I will gladly help you carry things about, talk about things, and give an angle of understanding.

As has been said time and again, I'm willing to do it without compensation, save for the friendship which you give so readily.

With Enax's lead,
Datu Guo Chenjing

Tris, Annora, Chenjing,

My cousin is the one who made the call I needed someone and is hiring. I've got nothingnothing to do with this.

Caldor,

We have enough trouble when there is one nothing about - and you bring us two? Concerning indeed.

Burk,

It's best to not try to hire escorts, especially for family members, in public spaces. I think Dominic just opened up a new agency, though.

With Enax's lead,
Datu Guo Chenjing

FurRy man want me hold sword?

-StooL

I thought that said "fury man" at first, and was going to correct Mister Stool there that that is Caldor's brother, not him.

Chenjing

StooL not kNow how read that!

SindaRion! Teacher man! Teach me new letours!
-StooL

Saedryn is introducing herself and her friend Medusa the snake.

I think she's telling you that she came from the island of Mercy, but then when the Island disappeared, she was rescued from the water by your ship, the Leviathan. And she is a druid who follows the paths of flora and decay, and she loves Arawyn, and would like to be friends with Caldor and help carry his sword. Is that right, Saedryn?

-Midori Suarez
Daughter of Mercy

Midori Daughter reAd good!

StooL need learn read "advance" too.

-StooL