Novemner Rumors

Posted!

Anyone complains about the lack of a link, and puppies die. 

Can I complain about misspellings instead? 

Re: sparkly vampires....



... along that vein (...pun intended)

to whoever writes the rumors, I wanted you to know, you made my night  with:

"Ezekial just barely made it out of the cave before it collapsed.  He said the last thing he heard before the collapse was the sound of digging and weird voices saying something that sounded like 'Meat'."

I laughed for a good five minutes after reading that.

"Boy, Jackson over there sure has some nice shoes..  Wait, stop!  Why are you pummeling him!?"

hahaha i think i know who wrote this

How does one submit a rumor?

Become a marshal

Rumors are not player submitted, we actually have a specially trained force of Lithuanian house wives who, with the aid of a special fission powered steam-bot code named R.U.M.R.M.O.N.G.R. (Radiated Uranium Molecular Re-analyzation Modular Oscillating Nano-technological Gyration Robot) spend 45 hours per day in a mercury powered time dilation orb simply referred to as Frank.



Or so that's the rumor I heard.

LOLOLOL got it, i figured as much that it didn't come from players but if i had one that was amusing i thought i may be able to throw it in the ring to be considered so to speak.

that is the best acronym i've heard in a loooooooong time lol

If you want to start a rumor... do it In-Game.  The rumors that are posted aren't "submitted" so much as chosen hints and herrings for the upcoming weekend.  (Some, more obviously herrings than others.)

Although I like Steve's answer.

You know now that i think about it im pretty sure it was one of those sparkly vampires that came into my cabin that night