How many five yeard olds could you take in a fight?

Too bad it wasnt funny

I LOL'd

Too bad it wasnt funny

I'm sorry ALex, it was a joke.

If you are offended, I apologize, I had no intention of upsetting you. Whether an accident on your part or a glitch in the website it's not a big deal.

Also, I'm not sure what incidents you refer to of me making you look like a fool in public.

Anyways, I am sorry.

-Alex

thank you very much appology accepted

-andy

And Rob wins the "Funniest Time I've Shit My Pants This Week" Award for the RoflBrothel

I got 26....

I should never let my sisters/nieces/nephews read this post....

sniff sniff i could take 33

hmmm... if you stay standing only so many can actually attack you at once.  on the other hand i don't like the prospect of angry biting 5 year olds... i wonder if i could out run a pack of 5 yearolds, or would their inhuman amounts of energy do me in...

It says 33...I say it would look like the first year Austin won the Rumble

its a good bet that you could out run them.. like gnomes in WoW those short legs dont move too well and remember how often you fell down when u were 5.. now compare that to how often you fall down now.. slipping on ice @ KR doesnt count nore does going into negative BP @ kr.

32.  I fight dirty.  My thought, just wade into them, high stepping/kicking and roundhouse open handed.  Pick up one of the little beggers by the feet and swing a circle.  Stop, catch breath (I'm Geezer, not Magnus who runs xcountry)while they recoil in shock, and repeat. 

Only real problem is would they keep coming regardless, in which case, plan B.

36?  just 36? while thats alot of  5year olds. I do not like this rule of no weapons. ask most anyone that knows me, I always have something on me that can used as a improvised weapon, from a roll of quaters to a nice K-bar.....I wonder if they factored me sneaking in a roll of quaters.

"what? I was on my way to play pool"

Loved that Brothel.....that was a good one. Anyway....yeah...36 my rear-end. Im a mean sunuva gun when it comes to fighting...and you bet you top dollar I wouldnt be opposed to taking one of those five year old shoes and beating a kid with it just to win.

I'd like to say you could fill the court with 5 year olds and I could take every last one down with one punch or kick each. But if they rushed me, they may trip me and then pile on top of me and jump up & down until my internal organs ruptured and skull split against the pavement.

I think I could be violent and fast enough to keep taking them out tho (a full court of 5 yr olds). The dead/unconsious bodies would form a sort of barrier around me keeping the others at bay.

Even if they rushed me & got me down I think I could recover & get back up, snapping a few more necks and gouging out several sets of eyes in the process.

Man.... maybe you needa a day off or something? A break maybe? Some help?

34  :-*

It said 30...but I don't even fight normally!

I agree with Matt! I shall say that from experience fighting anyone under 4 feet tall is way hard. At one point I 'fought' (really just wrestled) 14 kids aged 5-12. I only knocked over two of them. As soon as you stop running and actually put one down, it's game over. Little kids know no restraint, no mercy, and I swear some of them don't feel pain or regenerate or something. And 200 pounds of kid hanging on to both of your legs and thrashing can really put a crimp in your style.

However, this quiz claims I could take 28. And 24 90-year-olds, evidently.

I'd like to say you could fill the court with 5 year olds and I could take every last one down with one punch or kick each. But if they rushed me, they may trip me and then pile on top of me and jump up & down until my internal organs ruptured and skull split against the pavement.

I think I could be violent and fast enough to keep taking them out tho (a full court of 5 yr olds). The dead/unconsious bodies would form a sort of barrier around me keeping the others at bay.

Even if they rushed me & got me down I think I could recover & get back up, snapping a few more necks and gouging out several sets of eyes in the process.

Man.... maybe you needa a day off or something? A break maybe? Some help?

i need all 3