Ode to Bacon and Mike Smith

This is for all those who love bacon and coffee as much as he. Lore: Pork  should be a personalized skill.

Baconjockey

Twas porky, and the bacon fat
Did fry and splatter in the pan.
All greasy were the cooking stoves
And the bacon was made.

Beware the Baconjockey, my son!
The fat that sizzles and the fat that clogs.
Beware cholesterol, and sodium,
The baconater Mike Smith.

He took his bacon coffee in hand:
Long time the caffiene bacon he sought -
So rested he by the kitchen stove,
And stood awhile with bacon bought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Baconjockey, with coffee of pork
Came whiffling through breakfast nook,
And sloshed his java past its cork.

Porkroll! Porkroll! My bacon's cold
The sizzling swine, my midday snack.
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

'And hast thou slain the Baconjockey?
Come to my arms my other white meat
Oh hammish day! Calooh! Calley!
He chortled with his eats.

that is beautiful

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2237608357_e4516a494a.jpg?v=0

Wow! Great job!  This poem has inspired me... to eat more bacon

See. . .EVERYTHING is better with bacon. Even Lewis Carroll. And thats sayin' something.

I'll refrain from posting the picture of the 'bacon bikini' I found.

-andy

Bacon and French toast, papaya and banana,  coffee overlooking a valley with a view of the bay. 
Sometimes eggs, with veggies and bacon, tea and toast, melon and guava overlooking a view of the bay.
Same sucky view every morning.

That is a great poem, not only was it amusing, and so capturing of Mike Smiths' spirit, but it indeed also inspire me to go get bacon!!!!

my mission is accomplished. This is what happens when i hear of "Lord Pyres Riddle of Confusion" and start thinking about Bacon... i get these strange inspirations to include Mike Smith and bacon in a Lewis Carol poem lol.

Now we need to parody the works of Sir Francis Bacon!

I saw this and my first thought was "Who the hell would buy this?"

And then one name popped into my head. "Mike Smith."

www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_ex...r/exotic_candy_bars#

"Breathe…engage your five senses, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Be in the present moment, notice the color of the chocolate, the glossy shine. Rub your thumb over the chocolate bar to release the aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep milk chocolate. Snap off just a tiny piece and place it in your mouth, let the lust of salt and sweet coat your tongue."

Yeah, I saw this through Fark a few weeks back.

www.mcphee.com/resources/april/items/bacontux.html

When buying bacon it is best to have a good wallet from which to pull resources

www.holytaco.com/2008/10/28/bacon-mayonn...e-and-heart-disease/

Bacon Vodka

Bacon Floss

Bacon Mints

I sense much pork in Mike Smith's Christmas this year.

Maybe upon retiring after a successful career in education, Mike can reach the top of the pork world and get elected to Congress.

Bacon Vodka

Bacon Floss

Bacon Mints

I sense much pork in Mike Smith's Christmas this year.

So this girl I've been seeing wants to know what to get me for my birthday, she points out that while I talk about what I do, I never talk about what I like... as we go over my various interests, I point out I don't need anything for that stuff.  Finally she says, well what do you like, that you would want something that has to do with it.... I point out Bacon.

I don't think she understands... I'll have to get you guys to teach her how the bacon awesomeness goes.  Those mints just scream WOW