Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Soloman Darkheart doesn't hunt he kills, hunting imply's that me might miss.

Doc Hix is the real cause of Swine Flu.

Father Osred is immune to Swine Flu.

If the cake is a lie then 9 gold pie must be Truth of the Gypsy .

you know Carmac has never been to your village if all your sheep are still Virgins.

Next to the definition of roaches in the dictionary there is a picture of the Telingast family

Apollo says human flesh tastes of chicken, so chick must tastes of humans.

Gwynedd's dress has so many pockets, Rogues don't bother trying to pick her.

The gods created Arawyn with all its natural wonders and Its the myriads of races.  And they saw the way Gypsies dressed and added rainbows.

Bellanear is not evil, and thus was gathered to Galladell, who after 4 years of his attitude, sent him back.

What is black and white and takes no guff?  Shen and Solomon working together.

What is black and white and red?  See above, covered with the blood of the one who gave them guff.

What is black and white and takes no guff?  Shen and Solomon working together.

What is black and white and red?  See above, covered with the blood of the one who gave them guff.

Time to update the specticles pappy.

Ming Na doesn't need to boil water. He politely asks for tea, and water just boils for him.

James changed the name of healers year ago to "Watchers of the Life Force". No one noticed.

The McBanes invented the caber toss, however, theirs involved a bedroom and lit candles.

Togashi once taught a german shepard how to bark.  In Khitainese.

Kendrick once buried a time capsule full of things that haven’t happened yet.

Bromius can’t be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on auction.

Dr. Aldous has never lost a sock.

Lethias sleeps with a night light, not because he’s afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of him.

Dr. Hix holds a doctorate in originality in which he teaches, but no one ever passes.

When Atrus goes skydiving Peregrine Falcons always trail behind him.

A King of a country once took an arrow for Ethan Archangel on a failed attempt.

When Ravanna looks in the mirror theres never a reflection because she is only 1 of a kind.

Fogrom can defeat anyone in a game of chess without making any moves.

(for the record Vince wins with his Gavin blast)

Rayne McCullogh once got drunk six nights in a row...in less then 24 hours.

Malagar Cross once ate an apple and shit out an apple pie.

Damald once led a military coup...all by himself.

Father Tain uttered the most cherished words ever spoken in Travance...lather rinse repeat children.

Merrick has been known to reduce the female population...with just a smile.

Wolfgar once walked into a bar and took in one breathe, and all the alcohol was in his belly.