The ultimate in cabin decoration (and morning gank squad defense)

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22 Jul 2009 14:11 #1 by Erim Walker

"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"

Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

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22 Jul 2009 14:21 #2 by Thorgrim Ironfeld
I'm not sure if I should be concerned that you feel the need for personal protection in your home (in which case its far underpowered as most intruders possess firearms and its better to not try to outgun them) or concerned about what you were searching for that resulted in finding this ;)

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22 Jul 2009 15:55 #3 by Odo Garaath
Okay. Let's get cracking on this then.

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22 Jul 2009 16:20 #4 by Mordecai Ashfields
OH MAN!!! now if u could boffer that out it'd b like super de dopper amazing!!! some1 sneaks into ur cabin just b like "BEYA BITCHES!!"

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22 Jul 2009 22:29 #5 by geezer
Except, of course, you are hitting them for 2 and they have a bajillion armor and are severing your limbs.  Other than that, its cool.  :)

Besides a shotgun, which is imjpractical at times, there is nothing like a Luiseville Slugger for home defense.

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22 Jul 2009 22:41 #6 by Misaki

Except, of course, you are hitting them for 2 and they have a bajillion armor and are severing your limbs.  Other than that, its cool.   :)


Hey Vince, sounds like some other dude is giving you a run for your money  ;)  lol

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23 Jul 2009 07:47 #7 by Seamstress
And it defies gravity!  Otherwise, how does it stand with only 1 leg?

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23 Jul 2009 09:07 #8 by Thorgrim Ironfeld
There's a few prongs that are used. You can see one on the metal disc that will sit on the floor, and that fits into the club. The top of the club connects to a prong that is above the handle bars. That one would concern me, could puncture you badly if you take a hit that compresses toward your chest or fact. It would be better if that one swung flush with the sheild. But oh well, I'm not an engineer ;)

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23 Jul 2009 09:58 #9 by THENPC

Except, of course, you are hitting them for 2 and they have a bajillion armor and are severing your limbs.  Other than that, its cool.   :)


Hey Vince, sounds like some other dude is giving you a run for your money  ;)  lol


No way, the only ones who need sever limbs and a bajillion armor are the ones that wake you up between the door and your defenseless, sleeping, ass  ;D

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24 Jul 2009 10:10 #10 by Secarius
it doesnt defy grabity.. it has a floor plate with a steel peg that the leg sits on and the leg is angled to counter balance the top against the floor plate

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24 Jul 2009 10:44 #11 by Erim Walker

I'm not sure if I should be concerned that you feel the need for personal protection in your home (in which case its far underpowered as most intruders possess firearms and its better to not try to outgun them) or concerned about what you were searching for that resulted in finding this ;)


Oh for the love of...

Look people.

IT'S A NIGHTSTAND THAT DOUBLES AS A WEAPON AND SHIELD. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?

"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"

Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

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24 Jul 2009 11:19 #12 by Thorgrim Ironfeld
Since you ask - an alarm system, a lock box with 2 clips, perhaps a baseball bat near the night stand...

Oh....you mean in game?? That didn't look KR safe to me by the picture lol...

Ask a silly question... ;)

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24 Jul 2009 14:39 #13 by Keith_Stratton
If it makes you feel better, Jenna, I thought it was cool without hesitation too.

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