If I used this in the shower...

How long would the smell persist and would I have to fight off Mike Smith?
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But seriously, if I had had this as a mouthy kid, I would have a much worse problem with cursing now

would I have to fight off Mike Smith?

Ever watch HBO's OZ?  :-X  Just kidding... as you probably get devoured first by whatever animal was walking by you soonest as you left the shower.

God, Grrr still makes me giggle like a little child who knows he's seen something he shouldn't

I promise I won't eat you if you wear that... I can't speak for any Mike Smith like bears out there.

Hey you can never go wrong with bacon! Unless you take a nice long trip at night in the woods....

I promise I won't eat you if you wear that... I can't speak for any Mike Smith like bears out there.

MikeSmithia Ursine is a island dwelling member of the ursine family. Most can be found in and around watering holes during the warmer months. Having grown a taste for low-land boars, most can be easily spotted by due to their inquizitive nature, and their tell-tale called of "Doe-bah"