Re: Race Rules (at long last)

Look no further than the continued existence of the Psion profession if you want to know who really runs Bartertown...

So does that makes James the midget or the giant brute?

Awesome.

I thought Matt would have been happy, having gotten the change that Psions must have 25# ankle weights on each leg.

A+ photoshop; should be James' new forum pic.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!

Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

I would love to take credit for this, but it wasn't me who made the pic.  I sent it to a graphic arts friend of mine and had him do it for me.  I couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler, level, and with the help of a major diety. 

Its ok Paul.  We do what we must because we can.

I know you are not studying anything that has to do with logic, Joe.

Because Charlie is old and doesn't understand good computer games that doesn't involve square pieces of plastic. I shall say his line for him.

Look at me [size=24pt]still talking[/size] when there's science to do.

I'm middle aged, for the next 4 years, Tom.  And although I do not play computer games, my games of choice have either wood or cardboard pieces.  They also play to completion, typically, in 6 hours.

They also play to completion, typically, in 6 hours.

The game Tom is quoting can be finished in 6 hours 

I'm middle aged, for the next 4 years, Tom.  And although I do not play computer games, my games of choice have either wood or cardboard pieces.  They also play to completion, typically, in 6 hours.

Unless Medical Science has increased the medium age of living to the 100's in the last few hours, you've passed middle age back when Donny Wahlberg was popping and locking to teen girls. You're in AARP Country.

Unless Medical Science has increased the medium age of living to the 100's in the last few hours, you've passed middle age back when Donny Wahlberg was popping and locking to teen girls. You're in AARP Country.

This post is made of win.

IMO
under 30 is youth
under 60 is middle aged
under 90 is old
90+ do not buy green bananas. 

AARP starts soliciting when one is about 50.  Their motoring plan is nice. 

Naturally, if anyone wants to give me a discount due to the fact I have survived so many years, I'll take it.

IMO
under 30 is youth
under 60 is middle aged
under 90 is old
90+ do not buy green bananas. 

(Typed with major winks, nudges, and smileys)
So, let's take an average KR player, and put them through the logic series presented here:
Age < 30  If Yes, then youth
Age < 60 If Yes, then middle aged
Age < 90 If Yes, then old
Age > 90 If Yes, then allowed to buy green bananas = False
Ergo, most of you are old middle aged youths who are allowed to buy green bananas!
I'm just old middle aged who is allowed to buy green bananas!
When you turn 90, you are no longer old, but can still buy green bananas.
When you turn 91, you are still no longer old, but suddenly you are being denied your green bananas

By this logic, 90 is an awesome age... you are no longer old, but can still get those precious green bananas!

AARP started trying to recruit me when I worked for the bank.

Yeah, Matt, but you only look 50.

Yeah, Matt, but you only look 50.

Maybe on Planet Charlie.

tom how old are you 14?

ack! goomba!

I don't call people over 70 year old... I call them overdue.