You have been waiting moons for this. Your muscles, they cry out in pain. They are full of tension and sadness. Magic Hands Massage shall be available throughout the feast to soothe your aches, relax you, and make you a new, better you. A you not held hostage by soreness, stiff muscles, and exhaustion. Magic Hands is the premium choice for massage in Travance, endorsed by those common and noble alike.
Hot oil massages will be available upon appointment in a safe and private location for an additional charge. Do not be missing out on this indulgent treatment.
As always, we accept coin, gems, and trade. Payment to be delivered upon completion of service.
-Sergei Petsho, masseur extraordinaire
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
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