Greetings, heroes of Travance, and all else who reside here.
I am Haz Polzin, travelling merchant, and I've got a question to ask you. Does the running and fighting and talking and threatening not make you fatigued with hunger? I, for one, do not do much running nor fighting nor threatening, and yet I often find myself craving food well before supper. This is why I must do the great people of Travance a service and bestow upon you a many bowls of the Polzin secret family recipe: Kennelration! While it doesn't sound appealing, I assure you, it is amongst the tastiest items that will ever touch your tongue. Much time goes into the creation of this delicacy, and I wish only to give back to the heroes of Travance with such a pleasant meal. Kennelration will be sold near midday before your illustrious "Feast" that I've heard so much about in my travels, and possibly at further opportunities if any of the deliciousness remains. Thank you kindly.
With endless regards,
Haz Polzin
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Ergos, Warden of the Phokus
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[OOG: Adam Grimes]