Musicians Needed!

I'm looking to get a comprehensive list of musically inclined players for a mod I plan to run.  If you are a singer and/or an instrumentalist of any kind, please send me a PM with your name and your musical medium of choice.  Instrumentalists, please only message me if you own or have access to the instrument you play.  Vocalists, make sure you also send me your voice part and background.  Even if you are completely convinced that I know you are a musician, please send me a message anyway as I have the memory of a goldfish.  Thank you!

I dabble in guitar, and Sam S. (Nisha), who probably won't bother to check the boards,  Has 10 years of opera training.

I'm a Mezzo-Soprano and vocal performance is one of my majors

Tommy plays the male organ. 

Depending on when the event is, I'd love to help out!  I'm proficient at voice and can sing tenor.

I don't think that skin flutes and male organs quite make the sounds that Jimbob is looking for

I'll tell Steve O. to stop practicing, then. 

BURN

I'll stop when you stop paying me

I'm just going to eat that one because every response I thought of takes the thread miles past the borders of the kingdom of appropriate.

LOL

But Vince - he was begging for it

He totally was, and he got it... just not publicly 

So,

I have private questions for you Jimbob, but you aren't responding to my messages on Facebook. Since I don't feel like posting it all on here, CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK!

That, and are there anymore string players out there, hiding in the woodwork? Preferably cello, but anyone will do

Thanks! 

I'm going to exercise my gods-given right to speak for other people.

I'm a baritone vocalist with 4 years of classical and musical theatre training.
My girlfriend, Nadi, plays the accordion.
Elias Barkey (plays Baltheir the Bard, goes by the forum tag "wayward fox") is quite skilled at guitar and violin.

First, I have no idea why anyone thought it was appropriate to make jokes of a sexual nature on this thread.  Anyone who knows me in the least will tell you how seriously offended I am by all this.  That said, Jackhammer, you know damn well that a free ride to and from the hotel room does not actually count as payment. Also Matt wanted me to remind you, 10 o'clock tomorrow night, Mansfield Hotel, bring a tea cup, a light bulb a Tesla coil and a tuning fork.

To all of you who did respond, thank you very much, I'll be getting back to everyone once I know where to fit you in.  Anyone who hasn't yet given me a heads up, please make sure to PM me with your info since it is very likely that Steve, Quagz and Vince are going to get this whole thread deleted.  Thanks again.