Before I answer you request, let me make one of my own: does Dexcon count as an official event? Like, does it exist in the continuem of our characters (and we should thus be playing our normal characters), award body points, etc?
"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"
Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"
[OOG Jenna