Well this is awkward

Hey hey KR kids,

So over the past few months, I've had the pleasure of meeting quite a few of you out-of-game.

However, what's been really amazing is the way that we've managed to develop our bonds in-game, even though our interactions have normally been limited to those precious few moments when you've needed to use my dead body to defuse traps, or have decided to burst my eyeballs in the hope that they will contain coins, or perhaps bury your red-hot pokers in my spleen as I whisper sweet nothings about the weekend plot in your ear (I love it when you do that.) Sometimes you will lovingly massage my torso with your boffer knuckles as I sprawl myself across the bar, other times I will paralyse you and eat all your limbs (just to say "I care.") Remember that one time that you promised to escort me back to my office, and then waylaid me and stole all my stuff? You always put a smile on my face with your little jokes - and I'll never forget the time that I set you on fire, and we stood together and basked in your warm glow.

What I'm trying to say is that I've cherished all of our moments together. Which is why it's with a heavy heart that I tell you I'm finally making a PC this weekend, and that I hope you'll forgive me as I n00b it up and do everything wrong.

I hope that we can continue our relationship, despite the fact that my wardrobe now includes colours other than "black" and "more black," and that you will still be able to find it in your heart to, on occasion, tie me to a tree and cut my feet off - or power-wash me across the inn - or perhaps strip me nude and throw me into the snow - from time to time. Just like we used to.

Looking forward to [strike]being killed by you soon[/strike] meeting you in-game

This was just so amazing, and beautiful. *standing ovation* haha Oh I can't wait to hangout IG!

Don't worry, once you have a character a lot more evil stuff will happen to you. TRUST ME, worse things have happened to me as a character than npc.

^ You must here the demon story from him

Anyways, I'll be sure to posi you to death just like old times on your NPC shift!

But now I won't be able to search your awesome NPC moustache. I guess I can harass your PC mustache instead. :evil:

It makes me proud to have made the list of things done to you. I hope we can team up at some point as PCs

I just can't wait to meet your pc! Really looking forward to it.

Can't wait to meet your PC! And now we get to turn the tables and harass your PC as NPCs...muahahaha....

Cory, you're awesome as an NPC, end of story. I can't wait to see what you do with a PC! See you in Travance!

Looking forward to it!