Bacon air freshener!!! Wow! Only problem is I'd be jonesin' for bacon all the time!!! If I ever play a goblinoid doctor... I might pick up the bacon bandages. Hmm you look bad.. you need some bacon. *Slaps some raw bacon on the meat*
"Put some meat into your pocket with one of these intriguing bacon wallets! You thought people looked at you weird before? Wait until you see the looks you get from pulling a wad of bacon out of your jeans."