Re: Vegetarian and Sugar Free Dinners (Banquet)

What about Gluten free for those people who are mutants and can't eat gluten...Kate...

free for those people who are mutants and can't eat gluten...Kate...

Nice, reeeeal nice.

Being a mutant can be a good thing, Kate.  After all, essentially that is what Homo Sap is.

Moved here to keep the dietary needs for the Banquet uncluttered.  You can discuss your mutations all you want here.

I might have made a quip about Kate's needs for glutton free meals, but I was still pretty serious about her extreme allergy to glutton. 

It's a true story.  If she eats flour, she could die.  Just ask the waitress at PF Changs, who I tormented about the "flourless chocolate cake".

...mutant.

--Skimmel

HAHAHA Kate, why did you have to explain to James the difference between "Gluten" and "Glutton"?

I was having a blast imagining what a "Glutton Free" dinner was.  I imagine it's a lot like the scene in "Hook" where Peter Pan is watching all the Lost Boys "Imaginary Eating". 

hahahah

Glutton-free?

Maybe for this guy's family...

HAHAHA Kate, why did you have to explain to James the difference between "Gluten" and "Glutton"?
   

Well, if I love me my beer, I guess I'm a Gluten Glutton.

Sadly, Mike, you are listed as getting a "bacon free" meal.

Sadly, Mike, you are listed as getting a "bacon free" meal.

Don't you joke about that. I know for a fact that Mike Smith turns into the Hulk when he is denied his bacon. Why else do you think he wears so much green?

Well, Mike should look into the listed "No Vegetarian" option... I can only imagine that this is something like, a small mountain of bacon.

"No Vegetarian" option...

Meatetarian...?

I"ll give Kate my Salad, everyone else should...seriously, lets give her everyone's salads, see her surrounded by 100 plates.

I'm in.