Hockey fans

Kendrick
Topic Author
Offline
Premium Member

06 Feb 2009 13:59 #1 by Kendrick

Hockey fans was created by Kendrick

4 hockey fans were climbing up a mountain together one day. There was one for each of the local teams, the Devils, Islanders, Rangers and Flyers.

When they got to the summit, they began to argue over who had the most loyal fans. The Islander fan jumped up and said he could prove they were most loyal of all. "This to all the Islander fans!', and he jumped off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Ranger fan did the smae, and shouted "This is for all the Ranger fans!" and also jumped off.

The Devils fan seeing this grabbed the Flyer fan and said "This is for hockey fans everywhere!" and threw the Flyer fan off the mountain.

Brother Kendrick Maeldun
Paladin of the White Fox

oog Chris K

Odo Garaath
Offline
Platinum Member
Back and Ready For More!

06 Feb 2009 14:52 #2 by Odo Garaath

Replied by Odo Garaath on topic Hockey fans

Ha! Nice one.

"Praise be to Enax, and blessing to his followers."

(Tom Senger )

GJSchaller
Offline
Platinum Member
Character is to a person, what carbon is to steel.

06 Feb 2009 23:21 #3 by GJSchaller

Replied by GJSchaller on topic Hockey fans

I've heard variants that are Lawyer jokes...

Lord Gideon Weaveforger of Kaladonia
Steward of Elvalion
OOG: Geoffrey Schaller

geezer
Offline
Platinum Member

07 Feb 2009 11:25 #4 by geezer

Replied by geezer on topic Hockey fans

Another variant of this joke was in an airplane. The punchline is "Don't worry Holiness. The smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack."

The great thing about this type of joke is that one can use it agaist just about any team in any sport.

Edwin Haroldson
Loremaster
Master of the Mages' Guild

An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.

OOG - Charlie Spiegel - Kitchen Marshal

"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."

dedrite
Offline
Administrator
For the Emperor!

08 Feb 2009 19:26 #5 by dedrite

Replied by dedrite on topic Hockey fans

-Brother Knight Templar Sabatheous Tellinghast-
Knight Templar of the Order of the Brilliant Hammer
Holy Inquisitor of the Church of Kormyre

Crudelius est quam mori semper timere mortem

"Nothing is ever forgotten"

((Joe Bondi-Marketing Officer))

geezer
Offline
Platinum Member

08 Feb 2009 19:50 - 09 Feb 2009 18:00 #6 by geezer

Replied by geezer on topic Hockey fans

Excellent Joe, which reminded me of something for the metal thread...

Also, as Mel Brooks so succinctly put it, the best way to get revenge on Hitler is to make him a joke.

Last edit: 09 Feb 2009 18:00 by .

Alexander Van Zandt
Offline
Junior Member

09 Feb 2009 10:05 #7 by Alexander Van Zandt

Replied by Alexander Van Zandt on topic Hockey fans

We want blood.

Alexander Van Zandt
Sword of Mercy

oog: Matt W.

Moderators: Lois Heimdell

Time to create page: 0.516 seconds

Hockey fans

Random Quote

Search