Bizarre Knight Realm Character Facts

Odo can make stones so heavy he can’t even lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Odo is.
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Tom Polanski

Odo is a mason but doesn't use any mortor to keep them in place. How do they stay there? Because Odo says so.

Brax is not a Barbarian.  He is THE Barbarian.

It is not true that Tobar will flirt openly with any woman.  He avoids married women with powerful jealous husbands like they have the plague.

Ardin Silverbow is not filled with contempt concerning Wild Mages.  They are beneath his contempt.

It is false that Solomon Darkheart eats metal filings and excretes nails.  His bile is sufficient to digest iron.

The Dreamchylde daughter does not shake hands with people.  She shakes the person to whom the hand belongs.

Ardin Silverbow is not filled with contempt concerning Wild Mages.  They are beneath his contempt.

There's that 'kick me' sign again.


Satyr Wine created Gypsies, just no one's figured it out yet.

Bromius Dreamchylde is the actual inventor of satyre wine.. he's just too smashed to remember

sorel wears so much armor just standing near him can give you AP

the rift was actually created when Wou Tu Shen, and Quan Lu had a Sparing match over who got either the last bottle of wine or the last toke of the hooka.. no one really knows

It is not true that Tobar will flirt openly with any woman.  He avoids married women with powerful jealous husbands like they have the plague

Not true.  I just won't flirt openly with them.

If you can see Lethias, he can see you.  If you can't see Lethias, you may be just seconds away from an Assassinate, two Assails, and a glove coated in contact sleep poison to the face.

The only non-extinct species on Arawyn are those that Olaf didn't think were tasty enough.

Thomas Ahlman shaves by glaring at his chin in a mirror.

Victor has a heart of gold.  He just doesn't want people to know because he stole it.

It is rumored that if Fr. Edwin ever loses a game of chess, he will reveal that he is, in actuality, an 80th level Berserker.

On cold days, Count Winterdark eats icecream to warm up.

300% of the treasury of Travance consists of money confiscated from Zolton.

Solomon is such a feared and grizzled warrior, when he sits on the porch of Darkheart Manor, the grass gets off his lawn.

Yoshimatsu upper cutted  a horse once , it's decendants were known as giraffes.
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Tom Polanski

Quan Liu is so inscrutable he sometimes confuses himself.

The Master of Games once won a poker tournament by playing 5 aces on a single hand.  Without cheating.

It is a well-known fact that the only thing that can cut Solomon Darkheart is Solomon Darkheart.

One day, guns will be invented just so there's one more weapon that can't harm Wou Tu Shen.

It is said that girls are made from sugar, spice, and everything nice.  This is only true for Quin Kipp.

If you are what you eat, Apollo is composed entirely from the souls of the innocent, the tears of children, and Kwildar's mother.

"If you are what you eat, Apollo is composed entirely from the souls of the innocent, the tears of children, and Kwildar's mother."

and one apple cinnamon dough-nut

Kwildar can stop an arrow in midair by looking disappointed at it.

Kamen Warclaw makes his apple juice in the morning by placing a whole apple in a cup and yelling at it. The angry of his voice causes the apple to juice itself.

Tyros is the son of a powerful dragoon and a stone building.

Whenever you ask Gideon what time it is, his response is always the same: "Stop!  Hammer time!"

If you are what you eat, Apollo is composed entirely from the souls of the innocent, the tears of children, and Kwildar's mother.

Kwildar's mom is my favorite food. Also, druid tears are tastier than children's tears.

If you are what you eat, Apollo is composed entirely from the souls of the innocent, the tears of children, and Kwildar's mother.

Kwildar's mom is my favorite food. Also, druid tears are tastier than children's tears.

Unicorn is even more gooder.  True story, I was there.

Tobar lives vicariously through... himself.

Quan Liu once had an akward moment... just to see what it felt like.

Thomas Ahlman's beard alone has expirienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

Apollo's blood smells like cologne.

Victor Silas' charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

Years ago, Gideon build a city out of blocks... today over 6 hundred thousand people live and work there.

Everytime Mother Quinn goes for a swim... dolphins appear.

Torturers have asked Aleister... to torture them.

If you ask Kwildar for directions... you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive 5 minutes early.

Solomon's legend precedes him, much like how lightning precedes thunder.

These are... the most interesting people in Travance.

If there is a scream in the forest, and animals run in fear, Wolfgar ate the chili.

If there's a scream in the woods, Odo bought that fucker chili.

If there's a scream in the woods, Odo bought that [Censored]er chili.

You're walking home.

Ardin Silverbow really likes to see Wild Mages - so long as they are covered with tar and feathers,

Acepants got his name not from the design on his trousers, but because of where he kept an extra card.

Brothers Sabatheous and Aradiel were seen smiling - it was during that snowball fight three summers back in Hades.

Tobar did not say "18 to 80, blind crippled or lame.  If they cannot walk, I'll carry them."  He will not go for anyone a day over 75.

Hix graduated first in his class at the Papa Doc School of Medicine and Voodoo.

Apollo's blood smells like cologne.

This one is actually good.

shen's kicks to the mouth are so devastating, toothbrushes run in fear at the mention of his name.

elawyn's druidics are so powerful, she can only be killed on tuesdays.

sir fogrom's legs are so strong, tree trunks are overcome with envy.

sir ardentfyre is so pious that he's graduated from the title of paladin and moved on to the far more prestigious "quarterback".

lord devirr has become such a celebrity that he prefers to hide his identity in public places. please, call him mark.

sir germaine is such a ruthless killer that normal death and destruction arent good enough for him anymore. he's moved on to calling people mean names!

luthian blackrose isnt just a cunning rogue... his magic is powerful enough to turn a woman's face into a sink, or a scooter into a pony!

topenos is so crafty, all he needs to do to become disguised is change his gloves.

brother tyriel is so endurant, he once battered the entrance to a rogue's back door for 90 minutes!

kaigan triskel is so chaotic, it's said he bites koalas to death with naught but his teeth!

judge is a vampire!

kyrle alexander is so stalwart even urinating on his armor wont stop him from wearing it proudly into battle!

Brother Aradiel will stop at nothing to see his quest completed, even if it means stripping down to nothing but a ninja turtle mask!

Kwildar is so strong willed that he's not even afraid of stealing his name from the He-Man movie!

Rayven Nightwing is a super hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tirsen crestingstar is so deadly, legolas stole his EXACT COSTUME!

sturm uther king arthur lancelot spiderman lightbringer is so faithful, he doesnt even need to be a paladin! he can just find a necklace!

the little blue mage is so powerful, he is not only capable of casting self only spells on nearby celts, but escaping in an unmarked vehicle as well!

malin hylan is so good at supermario 3.... it's like he's some kind of wizard....

Efgail is so meaty, he never runs out of bodyblocks!

brother kendrick has been roundhouse kicking evil for 123091823912837 years.

sir fogrom is so powerful, there's nothing he cant do! he was even a barbarian one time!

seamus is so dedicated, he literally never stops talking about travance! EVER!

topenos is so crafty, all he needs to do to become disguised is change his gloves.

kyrle alexander is so stalwart even urinating on his armor wont stop him from wearing it proudly into battle!

sturm uther king arthur lancelot spiderman lightbringer is so faithful, he doesnt even need to be a paladin! he can just find a necklace!

Efgail is so meaty, he never runs out of bodyblocks!

seamus is so dedicated, he literally never stops talking about travance! EVER!

Also known as the top 5 reasons Blockus wins this thread.

Gavin Mowat is so crazy, he and his invisible bear could kill you with skills that don't even exist. Sometimes without even striking you.

Cashmere Swann is so psionically gifted, that his head had to triple in size in order to contain his mind.

Orias Wormwood was so feared, that Mythrien had to teach himself how to stop time just to have any hope of a chance.

Saint Garrison Corven was so pious that when he accidentally peed on his own tabbard, the urine blessed the garment.

Mythrien is so powerful that he can grow elf ears and become Kellindell, or put on glasses and become Roland.  All in the same hour!

Kellindell is so holy that he can even forget how to use magic, assassinate people, forget how to assassinate people, and still be a paladin!

Janus hates all wild mages.  Unless they happen to be Beduoin Ranger Druids as well, then they are best friends.

Turin was so badass, he dressed better than high elves! 

Bellanear once learned how to use a mace.  He spontaneously became a new person named Turin Zephyr.


*Yeah, I know, making facts about your own characters is lame, but I wanted to get them in first.

brother tyriel is so endurant, he once battered the entrance to a rogue's back door for 90 minutes!

THIS is the reason Blockus wins the thread... though not very many know why. 

And for my part I will add:

Brother Sabatheus is so fearsome that entire LAIREs tremble at the mere mention of his name! 

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Dr. West is so good at Psychology, she once made Pi rational!

Odo, the mason, has laid so many foundations that his children are made of stone.

Ilana is such an adorable wildmage that Janus once wanted to adopt her, unfortunately Simthalis beat him to it.

Jonas' coat is so powerful, it wears Jonas as an accessary.

Dr. Hix has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

Victor Silas is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

When it is raining, it is because Rosa is sad.

Even Quan Liu's parents’ advice is insightful.

If there were a piety gland, Aradiel's would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

Apollo's shirts never wrinkle.

Shen is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if Logan forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

Father Osred once knew he spoke to the wrong person, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

Father Paul's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

Carlos's pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.

If Brother Sabathous disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.

Even Father Merrin's enemies list him as their emergency contact.

When Barak goes to sleep, sheep count him.

When Bromius wakes up, the roses smell him.

Forgrom bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.

Ilana is such an adorable wildmage that Janus once wanted to adopt her, unfortunately Simthalis beat him to it.

Win!

Simthalis is so feared by wildmages, just the mention of large feathers make them wary

Wildmages agree with everyone about one thing: Psions should not exist

Wildmages get along with everybody- that don't try and kill them on sight

You can see the Yahtzi's combined charisma from space.

The guard often question Mitts, just because they find him interesting.

Atrus once punched a magician.  That's right.  You heard me.

On every continent in the world, there is a bacon sandwich named after Osred.

Seamus always wins Halloween costume contests...even though he never wears a costume.

When Kleiden bobs for apples, the apples jockey for position.

You know the rift? well house darkheart had nothing to do with it, they just went there for a family vacation once