Møøse (Was: Re: Help Wanted)

See, Charlie CAN be subtle, I merely play a guy who isn't....

What if a moose had a gigantic multi-pointed, antler-shaped hat and he couldn't just leave it on his antlers, because that would entail wearing it?  Then the moose would need a hatrack, wouldn't he smart guy?

Slow day at work, Noah?

Arghghghghghghgh --  a "what if..." question!  please don't remind me that I'll be with 7th graders in less than 21 days!!! 

::Looks for Seamstress' chair and whip::

What if a moose had a gigantic multi-pointed, antler-shaped hat and he couldn't just leave it on his antlers, because that would entail wearing it?  Then the moose would need a hatrack, wouldn't he smart guy?

Actually, perhaps not. Your argument is premised on a Moose needing to remove such a hat.
You see, a hatrack is generally placed just inside the front door so that the resident might not offend by still wearing their hat within the confines of the house. Since very few folk actually invite moose into the home, this need for a hatrack would be, for the most part, eliminated. The actual need to remove the hat for practical reasons comes generally when it is too warm, and since moose tend to live in colder climates and remain outdoors (see above), this reason would be eliminated as well. The only other reason most folk need to remove a hat is to sleep. Since Moose sleep standing up, this final reason would no longer be an issue either. Therefore I contend that the Moose, even if afforded the appropriate hat, would likely NOT need a hatrack, making Charlie's statement valid.

Besides, the Moose has no hands. How is he supposed to twirl the hat dashingly and toss it onto the rack in the first place?

wow

I LOVE it!! I love your response!! Are you sure you haven't taught middle school??  

The LLD comes to the fore, Jen. 

I LOVE it!! I love your response!! Are you sure you haven't taught middle school??  

Nah--but I've had to make less grounded arguments in court.

And no, Charlie, I didn't get an LLD, just the JD. Though had I but infinite resources and no kids. . .

Actually, perhaps not. Your argument is premised on a Moose needing to remove such a hat.
You see, a hatrack is generally placed just inside the front door so that the resident might not offend by still wearing their hat within the confines of the house. Since very few folk actually invite moose into the home, this need for a hatrack would be, for the most part, eliminated.

I had a moose over to my place once. We just chilled out and watched the Flyers; moose love hockey. At one point the moose asked me for a beer, but all I had in the fridge was Moosehead, which I didn't notice until I handed him one. It was... awkward.

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

Don't forget that in their Cup years, a Moose played defense for the Flyers and scored a goal during the series final.  Watching the Dupont Shuffle on prime time  - priceless.

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush
given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist",
"Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

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Also wik.

also also wik

moose bites really hurt

I've never been bitten by a moose, but I once bit a Guanaco

he's got big sharp pointy teeth! V\/\/\/\/V

the grail can be found in the castle.... aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

and also

go boil your bottoms you food trough waterers.... go away or i will taunt you a second timah!