Cheesy Valentines & One liners: KR version

Its that time of year and love is in the air (not to mention copious amounts of sleet and snow). Inspired by Gina's valentine's day comic/card (which if you haven't seen it already, you really should!) and a general love of all things cheese, I thought it would be fun for people to share their cheesiest KR valentine's day puns and pick up lines here. Who knows, you might read something here that you'll actually want to say IG.

So, the only question left is how does your character ask that special someone if they'll be their valentine?

Rowan:
BE MY VALENTINE!

I HAVE FOOD!

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
Give me all your stuff.

Hey there you sexy scholar you. I know someplace quiet and secluded where we can "hit the books". That's right--I'm talking about the library. Gosh knows I'd love to take all of your cover protectors off!

My dragon may be yellow, but my heart is red for you.

What, you have food? then what are we waiting for lets go!

I would probably scope out the most voluptuous, dark elven vixen cross-dresser at the game, size her/him up, then drop this on her/him before lay-on...


"And who..... are you...?"" *wink wink wink*


Err I guess I should come up with something new, that's been done

Dominic wrote: What, you have food? then what are we waiting for lets go!

*wink* hubba hubba :kiss:

Is that a polearm in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Bolton: I only have one question to ask you....
*Extract Truth*
Will you be my valentine?

Gideon: "All the magics and armor in the world couldn't stop you from stealing my heart."

Carlos: *holds up Lovers card, winks*

GJSchaller wrote: Carlos: *holds up Lovers card, winks*

Nice, haha!

Keavy: In case you didn't know, wolves mate for life.... Be my mate? -blushblush-

Keavy Lylas Kennyreplith wrote: Keavy: In case you didn't know, wolves mate for life.... Be my mate? -blushblush-

So saying that IG.....

I'd destroy my coat for you.

(We all know the one I'm talking about)

Physicians... "I have an organ I can give you."

Coast Haveners/Buccaneers... "Your booty is ripe for my boarding party."

Archers... "Wanna touch my shaft?"

Cleric/PriestPaladin... "Wanna feel a divine Lay on Hands?"

Mage... "Wanna see my wand?"

Thief... "I took your purse, but you stole my heart."

Bounty Hunter/Torturer... "Manacles... imagine it."

Psionicist... "You've got a dirty mind... I know."

Druids/Sylvan Elves... "Yeah, we do it au naturale."

(possibly the best in my arsenal)

Wanna feel how good my positive energy can make you?

Viktor: "you seem to look a bit under the weather, come with me so I could provide a 'closer examination'"

Yeah, it's pretty bad...

Bladesworn wrote: Cleric/PriestPaladin... "Wanna feel a divine Lay on Hands?"

If a paladin said this to my PC, pretty sure she would giggle like a school girl. Also--Ben I hope you're playing Viktor this weekend because he could say that to my PC and she would probably think nothing of it but "sure! How nice of you to show concern"

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You married a healer
I know what to do (;


Godd.. I can't even lol

The crudeness some of you children have on your minds.... oh my...


From a nice warmhearted "be my Valentine" to "shaft" jokes in less then 7 posts.

You had me at Waylay

I can not take all the credit for this one.....Will Bartlett came up with it I just put it here

Baby, I'm a squire. I'm used to helping someone get out of their cloths. Tonight that could be you.

Andy wrote: From a nice warmhearted "be my Valentine" to "shaft" jokes in less then 7 posts.

You're really that surprised..?? I'm not. lol

Valentine Graye wrote: You had me at Waylay

*Giggle* Very nice.


Paige: I'd Holy Strike that.
Vodalia: *Str +4 grabs & drags*...MINE.

Ben...
/Medic problems

*SCREAMING*

Gina is amazing.

Roses are Red
Croí is a Bard
RP ain't the only thing
at "Lay on" that's Hard.

*holds up staff*
*makes pun about wood*
*looks down*
*blushes*
*hides in his own cloak*

Your heart is like a precious gem...Your beautiful, and I want it.

How about dinner tonight?
and supper?
and then entremet?
and then cheese tasting?
and then dessert?
and then lots of wine?
and then more cheeses?
Then we can go see the the bards perform?