Questions and statements to NOT make at KR

"Halt."

Moatbeast.

"You there, Saytr! I am to be going into battle soon. Have you a refreshment I may take with me to consume if I thirst during battle?"

"Who wants to fight Shane Johnson while he wears a giant turtle shell?"

"Kaladonia..? Sounds like a bunch of cheap jerks."

"I'll have an entire glass of Reynold's Reserve, Mr....Uh...Sébastien, was it?"

"I think I want to full time plot NPC for Chris Zipeto."

Sébastien O.T. Noire wrote: "I think I want to full time plot NPC for Chris Zipeto."

Actually, that might be the best thing to say ever, honestly.

That's if you can handle the intense RP, the beatings you'll be giving/receiving and the amount of time that you will not be sleeping.

I'm ready...How about you?

"I think I want to full time plot NPC for Chris Zipeto."

oops

"I'd like to turn in the entire rogue's guild"

"Hey, can you teach me to be a Witch Hunter?"

"Find me this 'Magnus' person. I would like to have a foot race!"

"LORE: SEA!"

(In the middle of the inn) "I hear that you can teach me everything I need to know about being an assassin."

"Yeah, I'll be a test dummy for your calimacil."

"James...I don't think fire will make this MOD look better."

"And then the nice Gypsy said, 'Not to worry friend. Sometimes my clients like to nap during the massages. It is perfectly okay.'"

"I think I'll make my character have a thick French/Italian accent for him to use for his entire life."

(In the dead of night) "OVER HERE!!! I FOUND THE SUPER BOX!!!"

(While bashing someone's head into a fence post) "Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! Ten Fence! What? I pick up that skill off of Brute."

I heard Magnus died his final death.

I don't plan on fighting, I'll be fine with only 1 set of clothes.

I think 2 pairs of socks will last me the weekend.

LARP funk will keep the bugs away.

I brought my own white headband. I won't lose it.

Sébastien O.T. Noire wrote:
"LORE: SEA!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

I'm sure I'll only need one pen for the weekend.

I'm sure I'll get plenty of sleep at the barracks.

I'm sure I'll be fine without a green headband on. It was only a little hit to the head.

Don't worry, He'll be fine after that head shot. He's a druid in game, so that's why he's talking to that tree.

You're a gypse, right? Can you show me how to knock someone out?

"Lore: Potato."

"Ugh we've killed a Morgazzi. It can be done. Let's just summon the rest of them and get it over with already."

"Telligrim is an ok guy if you just hang out with him."

"Screw Tower Mod. I vote we have more Evernight mods."

"I'd like to take the Xander challenge."

"BROTHER, INTO THE FRAY!"
"I cannot," said the blood covered Northman, "I have paperwork."

"No, it's fine, the lake is totally out of game!"

"Why doesn't Karkat wield one of the verdrane blades? What could possibly go wrong?"

"The safest place to hang out is the guard barracks."

"If you don't know where to hold the mod, you can always go to Totem Pole Hill."

I wonder when we will see the Moatbeast again?

"Where _DID_ we put that Ice Demon Spider costume?"

So you're an Empathy Healer?
"Yep, and I would like to learn how to be a torturer."

Arkelian wrote: "Why doesn't Karkat wield one of the verdrane blades? What could possibly go wrong?"

Actually, that would mean steve can't play the big bad. i see literally nothing wrong with that.

Gunnar Gunnarson wrote: "Where _DID_ we put that Ice Demon Spider costume?"

"Let's take all the new members to the reliquary. I hear there's all sorts of neat stuff in there!"

"Can I bring a pop-up camper?"

"I invade the sanctity of spirits and defy the laws of death to-"

"Two Dragon's breath please."

"I'm gunna kill that gypsy..."

"Does anybody want to build a snowman?"

"You think it'll rain?"

"LORE: JAMES!"

"Gypsy...Will you evaluate these gems while I tie my boot and then go talk to someone?"

"Seriously...You're grown men! WHY are you wearing dresses?!"

"LORE: ASSASSIN!"

"I did this awesome thing during battle where I cleaved like three people in half...But I then forgot how to do it until like 6:00pm."

"I'm just going to assume that you've showered."

"He's not wearing any armor, how tough can he be?

"NPC or PC?"
'PC.'
"Cool...I'm a Mac."

"LORE: SARCASM!"

"What's the ruling on Molotov Cocktails?"

"Is there a difficulty setting that I can switch to 'Easy'?"

"One of the Smiths showed me their Legendary work...but I wasn't impressed."

"Speaking of Legendary...Is there a Barney Stinson Profession? What would the requirements be?"

"James...I don't think fire will make this MOD look better."
...False. Anyway...

"Oh, a famous Templar just vanished and his bound weapons didn't come with him? I'm sure there won't be a problem if we level 5 characters just check it out."

"Itching powder? I'll take two."

"That Mage over there is carrying a severed hand around and using it as a weapon? He must be a necromancer, everyone stare at him!"

"LORE: CAKE! IS THAT FROSTING THE FLAVOR I THINK IT IS?"

"Hey Jarrett?"
"Yeah?"
"Let's be bards."
"Oh god yes."

"LORE: FACIAL HAIR"
"That demon their has the most prominent beard in the group. He must be the leader."

"I'm a dragon! TSUNAMI!" said the Wild Mage.

"Here is this war horn, blow it as we go into battle!"

"You know what, let's just walk from the Inn all the way to the Mages Guild."

"These travelers need protection as they go back to their homeland? Sure! We at Travance are nothing if not-" "Waylay."

Justé wrote: "LORE: SARCASM!"

What is this and why is it not on my card.

Terzak wrote: "I'm a dragon! TSUNAMI!" said the Wild Mage.

Sounds legit to me.

Lore: Go the f*ck to sleep!

NPC: Hey are you a healer?
PC:Yes, do you need some healing?
NPC: Yeah, just on our traveling companion- *waylay*

Where are you going? For vocal projection lessons from Creepy Bard.

"Bard Circle? Oh boy, I'll bring my vuvuzela."

"Hey James, if for a lesson we feed someone two Dragon's Breaths and heal them of the poison before anything bad happens, can they keep the stat buffs?"

(This happened!)

At another Larp:

On Friday late evening I come upon a group of PCs obsessing over a plot hook that plainly is meant for main mod Saturday Night. The Marshal present is getting bombarded by lore questions and there are more and more PCs attracted to the commotion.

ME: "Lore Common Sense: Is all this activity here at 4am as pointless as it appears?"
Frustrated Mod Marshal: "Yes. Make these idiots go to bed."