Wotcher Mister Von Kreutzdorf,
If it's no bother to you, might I request that you bring along a supply of your miraculous Healing Salves? As someone who often has need to be treated with such, I've come to discover that many of the ointments available in the proper can cause a lingering smell of "wet dog" about the person when used frequently.
While this is more likely due to the interaction of the ointment with my own personal dermatological composition - rather than being any failing of the khemist in question - I've noticed that yours in particular smell consistently pleasant; if I didn't know better, I'd say that the aroma is almost reminiscent of candy. Which is, of course, marvellous, as it simply wouldn't do to trot around the proper smelling like a damp terrier.
Many thanks for your assistance - and of course, I'll sort out for a suitable payment to be transferred to your estate at the earliest opportunity.
For Queen and Country,