Wotcher Mister Eicks,
How marvellous! From what you've written here, I am irresistibly tempted to extrapolate that you, yourself, are a worshipper of the deity Malyc. Are you likely to be staying in Travance for any significant amount of time over the next few weeks? If it's no bother to you, I'd very much like to ask you about your cultural practices - do you suppose you'd be available to join me for tea at some point?
You're quite right, I'll more than likely never understand the complexities of your traditions - but, then, that's partly what makes them so fiendishly intriguing! What larks, eh?
Very good Mister Eicks. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
For Queen and Country,