Well Slightly Sane spilled the beans: but without further adieu:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, and Children who can sit above the bar!!!!!!
This Saturday Night of the Baronial Feast ONLY!
SLIGHTY SANE VS. THE PHOENIX
In a NO HOLDS BARRED, WINNER TAKE ALL, BRAWL.
All contenders are welcome!
Betting HEAVILY encouraged. Odds will be given.
At THE BLOODY STUMP from The witching hour until the last person passes out.
Food and Drink at non-extorted rates.
Sea Shanties Nightly.
COME ONE, COME ALL. GET DRUNK, AND PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE IN HOPES TO WIN PRIZE MONEY!
(Unsigned)
Ser Jack Siefer
Knight Of Drega'Mire
Head of Research & Development of Kormyre
Sky Marshal
Captain of the K.A.S. Tarrasque
OOG: Gus M.
“Men learn from their failures. I prefer to learn from the failures of others..”
"Sometimes what the world doesn't need is a hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster."